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The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.
Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
by konnor83 July 25, 2012
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One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.
"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"


"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."
by UpTheDownstair July 14, 2012
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