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elitard
Portmeanteau of 'elite' and 'retard'. A person who takes an unusual amount of pride in being stupid. Kind of like a classhole, except an elitard is not limited to physical assholishness. The elitard takes special pride in his or her wordy, snide, commentary along with their classholish shenanigans. Occasional elitardedness on the level of class clown is welcome, although, when persistent and out of control, is usually frowned upon and will lead to you getting your ass kicked by everyone you talk to.
"Did you hear the joke Chris made about Ryan's mom?"
"Yeah, his mom just died. Chris is such an elitard. Let's beat him up."
"Yeah, his mom just died. Chris is such an elitard. Let's beat him up."
elitard by metalbokonon September 3, 2009
editards
'Retarded Editors' at urban dictionary that refuse to correct erroneous definition not matter how many times requests are made!
Editards are the retarded editors that are too stupid to make the following correction. Drawz - Source: Dirty Stankin Drawz, Copyright 1993 not 1999.
editards by Michael Turner Thomas December 23, 2006
Editurd
1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.
2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.
2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.
1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.
2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!
2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!
Editurd by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
Epitard
One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.
"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"
"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"
Also:
"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."
"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"
Also:
"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."
Epitard by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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