Emtic

Edge me till I cry

Yo John asked his girl to emtic

What!?!

Emtic by goonman December 11, 2025

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

Eat my p**** till I cum in your mouth, and beat my p**** up until I cum on your d***

Gf:I want you to empticiymabmpuuicoyd
Bf: And I oop-

empticiymabmpuuicoyd by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

enticing 

to attract (someone) especially by offering or showing something that is appealing, interesting, etc.

"you could spend the night if you wanted to"
"that sounds enticing, but I'd have to lie to my father"

enticing by averyrayne37 September 25, 2013

Emoticoning 

To express complete thoughts using a combination of emoji picture icons with little to no words.

Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"

Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"

Emoticoning by MoMani January 20, 2013