emsicle 

A nickname for a girl who is kinda freak and really moody. She likes summer the best and her favorite colors are green and pink. She's been on lots of cool vacations and was an aunt at a really young age. She has a really weird skinny dog and doesn't always know what the heck is going on but her subconscious does. Gets good grades but does home work last minute. Emsicle is lit, loves hot Cheetos, and does what she wants.

Bruh why isn't emsicle at school?!

She didn't want to come lol

emsicle by Lanaonion April 4, 2017

Emsicle 

A type of girl who's here for a good time not a long time. Old soul. Enjoys watching plays and Disney movies. Mostly known for her love of whiskey and puppies.

What's for tea Emsicle?

Emsicle by Welshki July 22, 2019

emsicle 

A nickname for THat artsy girl who never does homework but gets good grades. She travels and shops a lot and isn’t good at sports but she tries. She has deep family issues and is here for a good time. She is horrible at relationships but good at getting into them.

Ugh emsicle isn’t here today

You know she never comes to school, I think she’s in the city today lol

emsicle by Lanaonion January 17, 2019

Epsicle 

Frank Epperson was only 11 years old when he invented the originally named Epsicle. He had left his fruit flavored soda outside on the porch with a stir stick in it. The drink froze to the stick and tasted good. It took 18 more years in 1923 for Epperson to apply for a patent for a "frozen ice on a stick" called the Epsicle ice pop, which his children re-named the Popsicle.

Bob:Have you had any Epsicles?

Fred:No but I had a Popsicle.
Bob: its the same thing.
Fred: BLUGH!

Epsicle by popsicelised April 21, 2011

embicle 

A moronic dolt on a news forum that uses the least used words in the dictionary and lenghty diatribe to make a point that a short sentence and two syllable words could have sufficed.

Many moons ago I was in the miltary as an officer in charge of thousands of things and many things to do and many places to travel. I received hundreds of awards and so many commodations that I cannot count them all but for the subject at hand I really have no input, just a chance to write nonsense, as to what the commander and chief's job is. I must be an embicle.

embicle by skamenga April 12, 2009

embicle-ology 

The study of 'embicles', who are redneck versions (usually from Texas) of "imbeciles."

Hey, I saw a Crackeress the other day, and she was saying such crazy stupid stuff that I got a grant to study her for my embicle-ology class."

embicle-ology by AGWer October 18, 2011