Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.
by aretegroup March 28, 2015
The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 31, 2014
Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
by aretegroup March 28, 2015
To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.
Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.
WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
by aretegroup March 13, 2015
The experience of being in multiple concurrent conversations while managing one primary conversation but retaining enough of a semblance of other conversations to jump in to another with ease. Primarily observed in greater Chicago area.
Steve and Marcy, somewhat aghast at the apparent impoliteness of the room of 10 Chicagoans all talking over each other, wondered how they could break through the Chicophony.
by aretegroup January 24, 2016
The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.
by aretegroup September 20, 2016
An apartment that is rented out with the sole purpose of conducting activities you would not do at your own home.
Hey Michelle, how’d that online hookup date go?
Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.
Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.
by aretegroup June 25, 2018