Eptic 

A crazy hectic, incredibly busy, but also one of a kind, unique and memorable (epic) event or time. A fusion of the words hectic and epic.

I just had the most eptic week, so much going on, busiest time of my life!

Eptic by Foxupty December 20, 2013

Eptic 

Adjective. A portmanteau of "epic" and "hectic", it is used to describe events which are both epic and hectic.

"That was an eptic road trip"

Eptic by MG5000 April 4, 2009

eptic 

The definition of a shitty person, always attention seeking and annoying.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like eptic?
Guy 2: Fuck no i'd reather kill myself.

eptic by buttsexwithelephants August 17, 2023

eptic gamer 

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

eptic gamer by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023

Eckel-eptic 

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

Apple-eptic Shock 

This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.

Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.

Apple-eptic Shock by Ernst Schneider December 23, 2004

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019