Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

Elf Wood by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004

wood elf 

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

The Bosmer are the various barbarian Elven clan-folk of the Western Valenwood forests. In the Empire, they are collectively referred to as "Wood Elves," but "Bosmer", or "the Tree-Sap People", is what they call themselves. "Tree-Sap" suggests the wild vitality and youthful energy of Wood Elves, in contrast with their more dour cousins, the Altmer and Dunmer. Bosmer reject the stiff, formal traditions of Aldmeri high culture, preferring a romantic, simple existence in harmony with the land, its wild beauty and wild creatures. These country cousins of the High Elves and Dark Elves are nimble and quick in body and wit, and because of their curious natures and natural agility, Bosmer are especially suitable as scouts, and thieves. But most of all, the Bosmer are known for their skills with bows; there are no finer archers in all of Tamriel. Their ability to command simple-minded creatures is also well known. They are also religiously carnivorous and cannibalistic, but do not destroy trees or plant life, though they are not averse to using wooden or plant-derived products created by others.

The Elves of Valenwood have always been involved in political arguments between the other races of Tamriel, but have never waged war with other nations, only defended their lands countless times, from the Khajiits of Elsweyr and the High Elves of the Summerset Isle.

They have never been truly allied with other nations because of mistrust and their own beliefs and traditions.

The nimble wood elf is strongly suited for a thief character, an alchemist, a woodsman, bandit, or something to that effect.

wood elf by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008

Morning Wood Elf 

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

Morning Wood Elf by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009

Wood Elf 

elf, wood

Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.

Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.

Wood Elf by KellyMan1212 June 1, 2018

Wood-Elf 

A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.

Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick

When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:

You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"

Wood-Elf: "Par"

You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"

Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."

You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"

Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."

Wood-Elf by 1MD December 19, 2011

Elfwood 

A site supposedly dedicated to art and fictional writing that is so bogged down by rules that its a wonder it has any members. At least it's free.

The site is divided into Fantasy, Fan Art, and Writing sections; the writing section has some of the strictest rules, and is the least acsessible to outsiders.

I submitted a scifi story that was rejected for being too much like starwars, despite the fact I had almost direct copies of elements from DragonBallZ and Startrek that were far more blatant than any starwars references.

Elfwood by Chaltab March 4, 2005

Elfwood 

Elfwood is a sucktastic "art" community for fantasy, scifi and fanart writers and artists.

They are so strict on rules that your drawing must be PERFECT to be put in your own gallery. The douchebag mods are picky as to who can actualy post anything. ONE thing wrong with your darwing, such as your scanner sucks and the color isn't right, but you can't fix it, and they reject it, no matter how much talent you have.

The writing section of Elfwood is the suckiest. How ANYONE can get their stories in there is amazing, seeing as how the mods are even more picky with that!

Younger artists on Elfwood are given no respect by older artists, no matter how talented and older artists can steal younger artists art and get away with it.

Elfwood is also a place you'll find alot of 13-year-old anime/manga fans spouting kawaii!!! at the anime fanart, which most of the time is traced.

Bottom line is, Elfwood sucks and has taken the true meaning of art and stomped all over it just to see the real artists cry... Way to go Elfwood.

WTF??? Elfwood rejected my drawing because of one microscopic flaw not visible to the human eye!

Elfwood by The lol Bandit December 20, 2008