stiff

Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.
Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.
by Filthy Sally February 12, 2007
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stiff

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
by Pink_Shoes December 05, 2005
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a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.
"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"
by goddess August 18, 2003
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stiff

A boring cunt. An induvidual who is often circulates in right wing circles and is characterised by his or her bald head, avoidance of amusement and is generally regarded as an absolute twat
Al Gore is a real stiff. He sickens me
by ffmmmmfmm September 26, 2005
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A Stiff, a person that has left this plane of exestance (dead as the cat in the road) the word "stiff"was given due to rigermortis (stiffening of the body and joins) making the body very hard to move
Police officer "send the coriner...we got a stiff"
by Alucard Djin July 12, 2004
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stiff

to get conned by someone; cheated out of what you earned/won
I was tryin to hustle for some cash but I got stiffed by some guy when he didnt pay up after he lost in a game of pool.
by the3pit0m3 June 25, 2004
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A customer, usually at a restaurant or casino, that refuses to tip after being serviced.
I gave that guy top-notch service but made nothing 'cuz he was a total stiff.
by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010
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