A fantasy creature that tends to have sex with everything natural thus creating Night Elves, Wood Elves, Frost Elves and other such creations of rampant sexually activity with the things of the world.
That elf is having sex with the air to produce a Night Elf.
Tree: Woody.
Wood Elf: Yes?
Tree: I'm pregnant.
Wood Elf: WHAT!? You stupid bitch! I thought you were on the pill!
Tree: I lied so I could get the child support.
I'm not even gonna go there with the Frost Elves. O.o
Tree: Woody.
Wood Elf: Yes?
Tree: I'm pregnant.
Wood Elf: WHAT!? You stupid bitch! I thought you were on the pill!
Tree: I lied so I could get the child support.
I'm not even gonna go there with the Frost Elves. O.o
by Weston Adams September 05, 2005
The "forest people" they are in literature, such as Lord of the Rings, and are a tall, elegant race that is immortal.
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by XfantomcatX April 18, 2003
An uppity race of pointy-earred, tree hugging, green wearing, arrow spamming, cookie making faggots that makes an appearance in every medieval fantasy media ever made.
The Elven race, whose members remain within nomadic tribes (or clans), can usually be found in rich forests untouched by general civilization. Due to their naturally long life spans, Elves have centuries to perfect their craft, giving them the right to be 1-upping assholes.
Everything from architecture and cooking to some of the most petty tasks imaginable have been perfected by this race who pass their perfect everythings to their spawn where said abominations perfect it further or seek out their own path to perfection.
Their culture is rich and exclusive, so much so that the general mentality is: If you are not an elf or part of the clan, you are a lowly piece of shit and therefore, fuck you. We are also better than you in every way so if you are not going suffer through the extensive hazing we will provide (if we care to even do it), then you'de best fuck off or we'll kill you.
Aside from that, these assholes have pretty good music and bread.
The Elven race, whose members remain within nomadic tribes (or clans), can usually be found in rich forests untouched by general civilization. Due to their naturally long life spans, Elves have centuries to perfect their craft, giving them the right to be 1-upping assholes.
Everything from architecture and cooking to some of the most petty tasks imaginable have been perfected by this race who pass their perfect everythings to their spawn where said abominations perfect it further or seek out their own path to perfection.
Their culture is rich and exclusive, so much so that the general mentality is: If you are not an elf or part of the clan, you are a lowly piece of shit and therefore, fuck you. We are also better than you in every way so if you are not going suffer through the extensive hazing we will provide (if we care to even do it), then you'de best fuck off or we'll kill you.
Aside from that, these assholes have pretty good music and bread.
by TheTypoPoopcicle November 22, 2014
The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
One of the magic forest folks. Usually have long, gold-colored hair, although some can have darker. They are swift with a bow and arrow, and do not have a life span. To be killed, they have to die from an injury. Noted for their pointy ears. (what's the point of being an elf without the ears???)
Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) May 23, 2003
by BirdNec May 13, 2019
1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
by Lightning Budder December 26, 2018