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The Elder Wand
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021
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screen-elder
An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
elder McKinley
elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017
elpoep kcalb
elpoep kcalb by Mysterious Dr.X January 11, 2014
elloell
"knock kock"
"who is there"
"cash"
"cash who?"
"no thanks, but i'll take a peanut!"
"elloell tom, funny joke!"
"elloell thanks gary!"
"say tom, arent those women's underwear?"
"no gary, im not wearing underwear."
"oh.."
"tom, im gay"
" i know and im okay with it"
"who is there"
"cash"
"cash who?"
"no thanks, but i'll take a peanut!"
"elloell tom, funny joke!"
"elloell thanks gary!"
"say tom, arent those women's underwear?"
"no gary, im not wearing underwear."
"oh.."
"tom, im gay"
" i know and im okay with it"
elloell by i should be asleep September 12, 2011
Elder Scrolls
Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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