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eldervision
A form of delusional tunnelvision where one believes everyone to be obsessed/in love with them. Typically afflicts desperate gay men.
Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!
Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.
Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.
eldervision by Elihu221 July 7, 2022
elderlii
a noun used when referring to the new wave of elderly people and retirement/care facilities who have adopted use of the Nintendo Wii as a method of keeping aged people physically active.
"Video game publishers have a new marketing strategy-- a revolutionary line of physically and mentally stimulating games targetting the Elderlii."
Eldriese
Just like her name, Eldriese is one of a kind. She is a beautiful, soft-hearted, intelligent, and God-fearing woman. She also has a sense of humor that everybody loves. Eldriese is the best friend or partner anyone could ever have.
Elderness
It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.
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Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013