A type of condition brought about by the forgetfulness associated with aging, No known cure is available for ElderBrain.
I was all set to take out the trash as the trash bin was getting full. But then, another thought caught my attention and I didn´t see how the trash was overflowing. This came about becuase of my damned ElderBrain!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).