Jurassic Prick

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

by murribunda December 27, 2021

murribunda

The asshole

Now, here is gud
We have ze sun

and ze murribunda

by murribunda June 17, 2019

Neil Breen

The ultimate badass; an omnipotent almighty messianic alien techno Jesus artificial intelligence entity humanoid secret agent assassin genius computer hacker superhero that resembles a human breeng, aka God.

Having directed, produced, written, self-funded, and starred in several legitimate mainstream full-length theatrical feature films, time after time, Neil Breen has proved to be the greatest auteur of our generation, if not the entire history of cinema.

by murribunda December 12, 2022

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021