Ejellculate 

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

Ejellculate by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Ejalculates 

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

Ejalculates by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

ejillulate 

the act of female ejaculation

When Erik ate out Britney she ejillulated all ove his face.

ejillulate by Johnny O August 26, 2004

ejilculate 

Women occasionally wake up in the morrning to find their panties wet. When guys wake up and find semen in their underwear it's called wet dreams. Just as women jill off where men jack off, ejilculate is the feminine term for "ejaculate"

My gf told me she woke up and found her panties really wet, so she figured she'd gotten pretty good and slippery in her sleep, without my help. If I'd helped her, she'd have cum so loudly the neighbors would crab, and she'd have woken up as well. She doesn't remember getting off but that she just figured it was her ejilculate.

ejilculate by Nazrudin November 30, 2011

ejalculates 

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

ejalculates by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

ejalculates 

The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.

It isn't used in a sentence soooo ejalculates

ejalculates by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016

Ejillulate 

The art of female ejaculation or squirtin.

Oh man Stacey can really ejillulate!, last night after a few drinks things got hot and she ejillulated all over my face

Ejillulate by Urbane wordsmith January 21, 2022