by Johnny O August 26, 2004
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A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
Get the Ejalculates mug.Women occasionally wake up in the morrning to find their panties wet. When guys wake up and find semen in their underwear it's called wet dreams. Just as women jill off where men jack off, ejilculate is the feminine term for "ejaculate"
My gf told me she woke up and found her panties really wet, so she figured she'd gotten pretty good and slippery in her sleep, without my help. If I'd helped her, she'd have cum so loudly the neighbors would crab, and she'd have woken up as well. She doesn't remember getting off but that she just figured it was her ejilculate.
by Nazrudin November 30, 2011
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As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
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