ejilculate

Women occasionally wake up in the morrning to find their panties wet. When guys wake up and find semen in their underwear it's called wet dreams. Just as women jill off where men jack off, ejilculate is the feminine term for "ejaculate"

My gf told me she woke up and found her panties really wet, so she figured she'd gotten pretty good and slippery in her sleep, without my help. If I'd helped her, she'd have cum so loudly the neighbors would crab, and she'd have woken up as well. She doesn't remember getting off but that she just figured it was her ejilculate.

by Nazrudin November 30, 2011

Ejoyculate

Verb:
(of a person or animal) to eject joy from the body at the moment of climax of happiness.

Noun:
happiness that has been displayed on the body, e.g. ejoyculate on one's face (a smile)

When John saw his long-lost dog after a year of separation, his face was covered in ejoyculate.

Phillip celebrated when he got an 85 on the class but when he learned the class average was a 90, he realized he prematurely ejoyculated.

by wholesomewords May 20, 2017

Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculater

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015