One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
Rocket propelled butt plug, similar to a rocket propelled grenade (rpg). However it shoots a large butt plug, comparable to Bullet Bill from Mario.
A man running away from the army, was shot by a newly mechanized butt plug launcher. The RPB quickly took down the man leaving him with a forever prolapsed asshole once they took it out
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.
I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.
While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.
A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
I summoned a ghost, only for it watch as my load sprayed all over themselves. After I was done goovating it, I scurried.
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024