Sanaltizing

The act of inserting a hand sanitizer into one’s rectum and exploding it inside of them to cover up a nasty odor.

I was about to go straight into the chocolate starfish on Samantha last night, but it was so bad I almost velched. I instantly sanaltized (Sanaltizing past) her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

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RPB

Rocket propelled butt plug, similar to a rocket propelled grenade (rpg). However it shoots a large butt plug, comparable to Bullet Bill from Mario.

A man running away from the army, was shot by a newly mechanized butt plug launcher. The RPB quickly took down the man leaving him with a forever prolapsed asshole once they took it out

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

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OBS

Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.

A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

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Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

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