MasterGooner's definitions

Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

OBS

Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.

A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Goontosis

The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.

I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis

Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024