ejuulculate

The process that happens post-fucking a woman using a Juul as a strap-on; shooting the Juul pod into the woman that the Juul is inside

Oh fuck, I just ejuulculated inside you.
Don't go too fast, you might ejuulculate early.
I heard about Diana, the school whore, and the guy that ejuulculated inside her.

by gazgiz_07 November 4, 2019

Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

ejilculate

Women occasionally wake up in the morrning to find their panties wet. When guys wake up and find semen in their underwear it's called wet dreams. Just as women jill off where men jack off, ejilculate is the feminine term for "ejaculate"

My gf told me she woke up and found her panties really wet, so she figured she'd gotten pretty good and slippery in her sleep, without my help. If I'd helped her, she'd have cum so loudly the neighbors would crab, and she'd have woken up as well. She doesn't remember getting off but that she just figured it was her ejilculate.

by Nazrudin November 30, 2011

ejalculates

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

ejalculates

The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.

It isn't used in a sentence soooo ejalculates

by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024