Definitions by guywhowritethething
exwhore
Guy 1:Dude, Suzie is totally trying to get with me!
Guy 2: Really? she seems like such a good girl.
Guy 1: She must be an exwhore.
Guy 2: Really? she seems like such a good girl.
Guy 1: She must be an exwhore.
exwhore by guywhowritethething February 20, 2017
nice guys finish last
Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.
Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."
nice guys finish last by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016
taint
Noun: A small amount of a bad substance or quality.
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)
taint by guywhowritethething October 26, 2016
Ejalculates
A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
Ejalculates by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
British Exit
What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.
British Exit by guywhowritethething July 4, 2016
Dicktion Burn
Dicktion Burn by guywhowritethething May 15, 2016