A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
by guywhowritethething August 05, 2016
Noun: A small amount of a bad substance or quality.
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)
by guywhowritethething October 26, 2016
by guywhowritethething May 07, 2016
What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.
by guywhowritethething July 04, 2016
"Ost-Berlin" is German for East Berlin
by guywhowritethething March 01, 2018
Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.
Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."
by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016
Guy 1:Dude, Suzie is totally trying to get with me!
Guy 2: Really? she seems like such a good girl.
Guy 1: She must be an exwhore.
Guy 2: Really? she seems like such a good girl.
Guy 1: She must be an exwhore.
by guywhowritethething February 20, 2017