British Exit

What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.

The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit

by guywhowritethething July 04, 2016

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nice guys finish last

Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.

Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."

by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016

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taint

Noun: A small amount of a bad substance or quality.
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)

The burger was tainted by the rancid lettuce.

by guywhowritethething October 26, 2016

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Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 05, 2016

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