nice guys finish last

Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.

Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."

by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016

British Exit

What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.

The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit

by guywhowritethething July 04, 2016

Dicktion Burn

Friction burn on your dick, caused by wanking too much.

I wanked so hard last night, I got dicktion burn!

by guywhowritethething May 15, 2016

exwhore

Short for exclusive whore. Somebody who acts like a total whore, but only around certain people.

Guy 1:Dude, Suzie is totally trying to get with me!
Guy 2: Really? she seems like such a good girl.
Guy 1: She must be an exwhore.

by guywhowritethething February 20, 2017

taint

Noun: A small amount of a bad substance or quality.
Verb: to contaminate something.
(for the skin between the penis/ vulva and the anus, see perineum)

The burger was tainted by the rancid lettuce.

by guywhowritethething October 26, 2016

Ost

The German word for East.

"Ost-Berlin" is German for East Berlin

by guywhowritethething March 01, 2018

Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 05, 2016