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A man of few words
Earlan Bartley (born 19 December 1993), better known as Alkaline, is a Jamaican dancehall and reggae musician from Kingston, Jamaica. He’s know in the dancehall space for his mysterious persona not only being mysterious but bring forth a nonchalant vibe. His first local Jamaican interview in 10 years Alkaline can be seen where he’s still displaying those traits. Earlan is Alakine’s first name
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The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.
My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.
A slang way of saying the word vomiting
I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.
Earling by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016
A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!
He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!
Erlando by Vball13 October 20, 2014
A strong, beautiful woman both inside and out. She can smile when all seems hopeless and can make you smile, too. Her eyes and laugh will melt your heart.
"Why are you so happy today?"

"I saw Earlene."
Earlene by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016
The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.
Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.
Erlanger by Whiteboy502 July 12, 2020

Erlangga 

the most handsome existence in the whole universe.
look at him, he is so erlangga
Erlangga by apolloprophecy November 9, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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