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Earlan Bartley (born 19 December 1993), better known as Alkaline, is a Jamaican dancehall and reggae musician from Kingston, Jamaica. He’s know in the dancehall space for his mysterious persona not only being mysterious but bring forth a nonchalant vibe. His first local Jamaican interview in 10 years Alkaline can be seen where he’s still displaying those traits. Earlan is Alakine’s first name

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The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

The Erlanger Inhaler by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017

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Earling

A slang way of saying the word vomiting

I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.

Earling by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016

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Erlando

A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!

He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!

Erlando by Vball13 October 20, 2014

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Earlene

A strong, beautiful woman both inside and out. She can smile when all seems hopeless and can make you smile, too. Her eyes and laugh will melt your heart.

"Why are you so happy today?"

"I saw Earlene."

Earlene by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016

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Erlanger

The act of people combining both their snot and ejaculate to use as lubrication.

Well, If all else fails you can always pull the Erlanger on her. KY jelly is too expensive anyways.

Erlanger by Whiteboy502 July 12, 2020

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Erlangga

the most handsome existence in the whole universe.

look at him, he is so erlangga

Erlangga by apolloprophecy November 9, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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