unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass
"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"
by sds May 5, 2004
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Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.
by Light Joker December 10, 2005
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Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.
Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben December 10, 2007
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He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.
by ferdii6069 April 20, 2016
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Someone who is pissy about everything, and can easily make fun of others but takes getting made fun of too seriously.
Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy.
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Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.
Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben December 10, 2007
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I woke up on the wrong side of the floor.
Made, made my way through the front door.
Broke my engagement with myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future just ain't what it used to be.

I got a new start on a dead end road.
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows.
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself.
Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future's in my living room.

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun.
All night, suicide's last call.
I've been uptight all night.
I'm a son of a gun.
Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.
by The Vampyr Jayk February 5, 2006
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