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Pip Earland 

He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo
Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland
Pip Earland by Deceaced August 31, 2022
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A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!
He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!
Erlando by Vball13 October 20, 2014

Erlandas 

The world's most amazing hacker and also quite a douchebag. He's a crazy guy who loves crazy chicken.
"Hey, what's Erlandas doing?"
"Hacking"
Erlandas by crazyjacketguy March 18, 2010

earcandy 

1. Sounds that elicit a pleasureable response from the listener.
"Got some new earcandy from Coldplay"
earcandy by Wendy Kroy October 3, 2005
Erland is a Swedish bloke who loves dogs. The nicest guy you can ever meet. Great at cooking. Is also known by his superior skills on almost everything.
Wow this meat stew is amazing Erland
Erland by Locofluff May 7, 2018
Easland is a last name reserved for the most awesome people on the face of the planet. To be an Easland means you are loyal, almost to a fault & very protective of loved ones. You are brilliant & in general, give good advice. Most Easlands find "The One" later on in life, but when you do, that person will be cherished, spoiled & loved! If you are accepted into a "circle", consider yourself fortunate, because Easlands can be really choosy when it comes to their friends.
Hey, that Easland is so good to the one he/she is with!!
I wish an Easland would fall in love with me!!
Easland by phoenix99 December 26, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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