Earland

The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.

"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."

by capslock78888 January 23, 2012

Pip Earland

He is a man who loves to fondle with monkey testicles in an arrotic mannor. He also is three feet tall and has a tiny penis who also says the catchphrase: "scot" wich you can find in someone elses dictionary you nonce. I have no job and sit here 24/7 putting up ridicoulus things because i have no life and my mother doesnt love me. Ive had enough and whoever is reading this you have 10 minutes to call the police because im going to kill myself. But by the time oyur reading this i would have alredy been gone. Goodbye cruel world ive had enough of your shit -Edwardo

Im going to kill myself with a knife to the throat - pip earland

by Deceaced August 31, 2022

Erlando

A very handsome man! Erlando is a great friend to have! He would give you the shirt off his back. If you date an Erlando you have found yourself a keeper!

He is sweet and caring, he is Erlando!

by Vball13 October 20, 2014

Erlandas

The world's most amazing hacker and also quite a douchebag. He's a crazy guy who loves crazy chicken.

"Hey, what's Erlandas doing?"
"Hacking"

by crazyjacketguy March 18, 2010

earcandy

1. Sounds that elicit a pleasureable response from the listener.

"Got some new earcandy from Coldplay"

by Wendy Kroy October 3, 2005

Erland

Erland is a Swedish bloke who loves dogs. The nicest guy you can ever meet. Great at cooking. Is also known by his superior skills on almost everything.

Wow this meat stew is amazing Erland

by Locofluff May 7, 2018

Easland

Easland is a last name reserved for the most awesome people on the face of the planet. To be an Easland means you are loyal, almost to a fault & very protective of loved ones. You are brilliant & in general, give good advice. Most Easlands find "The One" later on in life, but when you do, that person will be cherished, spoiled & loved! If you are accepted into a "circle", consider yourself fortunate, because Easlands can be really choosy when it comes to their friends.

Hey, that Easland is so good to the one he/she is with!!
I wish an Easland would fall in love with me!!

by phoenix99 December 26, 2011