"Omg!omg!omg!did yah hear?shaniqua's baby cousin sister aunty stepbrother's neighbour done walked in on her husband getting hoochy koochy with another man!"
"Girl quit earbashing dont nobody wanna hear that"
"And then he swerved around the corner and crashed into a ditch."
"OH MY GOD, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S SO FUNNY AND HE WAS ALL DRUNK AND STUFF, AND DAYUM IT MUST SUCK TO BE HIS FAMILY. BUT LIKE, WASN'T HE DRIVING WITHOUT HIS HEADLIGHTS ON, OR SOMETHING?"
"Dude shut the fuck up and stop earbashing.. His sister's standing right next to you."
"OHH. Hey. Sup."
1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.
2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.
1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.
2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.