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Doucheez 

/ˈdo͞oSH,ēz/ Plural

Pompous adolescents easily identified by gaudy apparel, and resounding vulgarity. Most commonly fueled by off brand energy drinks, and high proof grain alcohol distilled in bathtubs. Indigenous (but not exclusive) to the Las Vegas Strip, and Downtown Huntington Beach.
I tend to avoid Las Vegas because of it's overwhelming population of Doucheez. douche douchebag bro Justin Bieber
Doucheez by D-Row Roughknuckles November 8, 2017
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Douchezilla 

1. A douchebag of monsterous proportions. The king of all douchebags. One who is a terror to coworkers, partners and family for his douchebaggery ways. Generally unliked by his peers for behavior unsuitable for humane society.

2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.
Jesse wants me to take him back after he has gone back and forth between his wife and I...six times! What a Douchezilla!
Douchezilla by Berry817 October 22, 2010

douchezilla 

A really annoying person who constantly talks about Star Wars, and Family Guy. Usually disliked amongst all of his peers and teachers alike.
Kent Thompson from Richfield Minnesota is the original Douchezilla!
douchezilla by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.
"I can't believe you went to SOHA, ass-slut."
'Didn't you go last night?'
"Douchee."
douchee by Unregistered User July 22, 2003

Doucheeky 

A combination of douchebag and geek. Prounounced "Doo-sheek-ee". The opposite of Douchic. Geek not Chic.
Dude, you are sooo doucheeky with your new iphone!

-Sent from my iPhone
Doucheeky by El Don P March 5, 2009

doucheeater 

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
doucheeater by bearjewib July 14, 2010

Douchenzebagga

To call someone a douchbag and make it sound german.

Douch-en-ze-bag-ga
Me- "That person is a Douchenzebagga!"
Mel- "Did you just call them a douchbag with a german accent?"
Me-"Yes"
Douchenzebagga by Kuh-rissie December 22, 2008
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