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coon rapids

A city in the northern suburbs of Minneapolis. Has the highest mullet per capita ratio of any city in Minnesota.

If you go to Menards in Coon Rapids you are sure to see at least 5 mullets, and at least 15 nascar tee shirts.

by Sports Pimps May 25, 2005

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Komodo Dragon Cumslang

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.

The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

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Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

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A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

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