1. A douchebag of monsterous proportions. The king of all douchebags. One who is a terror to coworkers, partners and family for his douchebaggery ways. Generally unliked by his peers for behavior unsuitable for humane society.
2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.
2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.
Jesse wants me to take him back after he has gone back and forth between his wife and I...six times! What a Douchezilla!
by Berry817 October 22, 2010
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A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
by muleymomma February 2, 2010
Get the Douchebilly mug.King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.
by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010
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Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"
Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"
Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"
Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"
by Alakma September 29, 2009
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The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.
by Strounce January 1, 2010
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