douchee

the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.

"I can't believe you went to SOHA, ass-slut."
'Didn't you go last night?'
"Douchee."

douchee by Unregistered User July 22, 2003

Douche Box Hero 

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Douche my twat 

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017

Douche Ellington 

1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.

Douche Ellington by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 13, 2013