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doucheketeers
Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013
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Doucheeky • Douche Eye • you cheeky cunt • Douchekabob • douchekazoo • doucheketeer • dogcheeks • Doucheary • DoucheDyke • douchee
Douchey Choo Choo
When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011
doucherysm
a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
Douchey von Doucheberg
1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008
doucheski
Abhi is a doucheski.
republican douchery
when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.
republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013
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