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Doucheeky 

A combination of douchebag and geek. Prounounced "Doo-sheek-ee". The opposite of Douchic. Geek not Chic.
Dude, you are sooo doucheeky with your new iphone!

-Sent from my iPhone
Doucheeky by El Don P March 5, 2009
Words you can keep

doucheketeers 

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.
doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchey Choo Choo 

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

doucheski 

douche + ski
combination of douche and broski
negative connotation
Abhi is a doucheski.
doucheski by doucheski August 1, 2011

republican douchery 

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.
The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.
republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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