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doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.
you are being a doucheeater right now!
by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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Douchester

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
by ojzitro April 20, 2010
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doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.
My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.
by aeamek July 6, 2006
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douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.
by SteveSyf March 11, 2010
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Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.
The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.
by Gorgechild December 22, 2010
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