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the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.
"I can't believe you went to SOHA, ass-slut."
'Didn't you go last night?'
"Douchee."
by Unregistered User July 23, 2003
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v. tr. to listen intently while provide the listening party insight into one's own flaws
i think the titties part is one of the funniest things i've ever herad
by Unregistered User September 24, 2003
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