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Douche-esque 

A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
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1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
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douche-esque 

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.
douche-esque by jenna9887 August 21, 2008

douchesque 

Behavior that is in the style of douche.
"How was Jason last night?"
"Everything he did was douchesque."
douchesque by Chris DePaul December 19, 2008

Douchesque 

an unthoughtful way of acting or just making an ass out of one self; adjective version of douchebag
"you watch that jersey shore show? those kids act very douchesque" OR "im not surprised anything to do with jersey is very douchesque"
Douchesque by VINNYsmalls May 7, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026