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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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dorite

dont worry what it means, just relax and have a dorite
Peter: "Oh my god the house is on fire!"
Tess: "Don't worry man, have a dorite.
by blouvelvet August 1, 2013
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Dolie

To be alone or by yourself.

Also a synonym for “dolo” or “solo”
“Yo you still got company over?”

“Na they all left a while ago, so I’m dolie now”
by Fr33 December 2, 2021
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doiter

A doiter is a stomach on a male that is larger than it should be in respect to the other body dimensions. It generally sticks out moreso than down, and that is what separates it from the beer belly. It is a close relative to the boiler.
Check out <i>that</i> doiter.
by MadtownLems July 7, 2006
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Dolittle

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.
Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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Dolime

The place where one jumps off 80ft cliffs and 60ft cliffs.
Located on highway 24, between Guelph and Cambridge, Ontario, Dolime is a huge attraction for all ages.
Be sure to avoid the quarry cops. Once you hear the ATV you better run. cliff cliff jumping
DOLIMTOLOGIST - The art of studying the technique of attempting gainers off of huge dolime cliffs.
by PETER DOLIMINIANO June 16, 2008
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doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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