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(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
doltez by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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Rachel Dolezal

Someone who appears to be black, but isn't a true black
Obama don't give a damn about us black folk! He be Rachel Dolezaling!
Rachel Dolezal by Bruce Charit June 18, 2015
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Dontez, is a african american name for a black boy who is misunderstood, crazy, shy , but very out going, the name dontez traces all the way back to 1975. Dontez is also a name for a powerful, smart, gentleman, great since of humor and very romantic in bed! But be careful dontez breaks hearts because its been done to him! All though he is a gentleman he is insecure about himself and the way of his appearance! But if dontez really loves you he loves hard and will do anything to keep his soulmate around also the name dontez , can mean sensitive, crazy, over jealous, and bi.polar! Dontez name means alot of crazy things, but if we can some it up in two i would put "worth it" and note to self dontez is also a fighter when he has to be dont under estimate him
He is so sensitive and so hood like , i wonder if his name is Dontez
dontez by Koolkid300 January 4, 2017

Dolezal dick 

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.
Dolezal dick by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015
To co-opt the culture, cultural references, or identity of others.
"It was sad when Elizabeth Warren dolezaled Native Americans."
dolezal by starlisa July 1, 2015

Pulling a dolezal 

when an individual purposely changes or alters their actions or appearance to resemble another ethnicity.
David is pulling a dolezal; he decided to get dreadlocks.
verb - to change one's race without having to live through the actual experience by changing one's outer appearance.
Verbified after Rachel Dolezal, a white woman, insisted she is black. She used to be Caucasian but dolezaled to black overnight.
Dolezal by Avery Bailey Clark June 24, 2015
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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