doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.

(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."

by shirley boom December 23, 2010

Rachel Dolezal

Someone who appears to be black, but isn't a true black

Obama don't give a damn about us black folk! He be Rachel Dolezaling!

by Bruce Charit June 18, 2015

dontez

Dontez, is a african american name for a black boy who is misunderstood, crazy, shy , but very out going, the name dontez traces all the way back to 1975. Dontez is also a name for a powerful, smart, gentleman, great since of humor and very romantic in bed! But be careful dontez breaks hearts because its been done to him! All though he is a gentleman he is insecure about himself and the way of his appearance! But if dontez really loves you he loves hard and will do anything to keep his soulmate around also the name dontez , can mean sensitive, crazy, over jealous, and bi.polar! Dontez name means alot of crazy things, but if we can some it up in two i would put "worth it" and note to self dontez is also a fighter when he has to be dont under estimate him

He is so sensitive and so hood like , i wonder if his name is Dontez

by Koolkid300 January 4, 2017

Dolezal dick

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

dolezal

To co-opt the culture, cultural references, or identity of others.

"It was sad when Elizabeth Warren dolezaled Native Americans."

by starlisa July 1, 2015

Pulling a dolezal

when an individual purposely changes or alters their actions or appearance to resemble another ethnicity.

David is pulling a dolezal; he decided to get dreadlocks.

by athena carter June 26, 2015

Dolezal

verb - to change one's race without having to live through the actual experience by changing one's outer appearance.

Verbified after Rachel Dolezal, a white woman, insisted she is black. She used to be Caucasian but dolezaled to black overnight.

by Avery Bailey Clark June 24, 2015