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the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Doctoring 

A term 4kids invented when they did a rap for One Piece.
Usually means doing doctor stuff.
Chopper's Doctoring.
Doctoring by Psyga May 29, 2008

drivering 

This simply means to become a driver (as Jacob puts it) :P
Drivering and Passengering are on the same key.

-Props to Jacob for the new word XD-
drivering by Posty August 27, 2005

drittering 

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry
I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work
drittering by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

doctoring 

Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
doctoring by =[LLC]= July 26, 2005