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The act of neither geting on or off my dick and loitering somewhere in between.
Amber thinks she can get away with doitering but I got news for her she better either get off my dick or on my dick
doitering by beastmodenick86 February 14, 2015
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the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.
You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!
toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Doctoring 

A term 4kids invented when they did a rap for One Piece.
Usually means doing doctor stuff.
Doctoring by Psyga May 29, 2008

drivering 

This simply means to become a driver (as Jacob puts it) :P
Drivering and Passengering are on the same key.

-Props to Jacob for the new word XD-
drivering by Posty August 27, 2005

drittering 

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry
I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work
drittering by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

doctoring 

Fixing, altering, changing something to suit ones own purpose.
I doctored my drink with some shizzle.
doctoring by =[LLC]= July 26, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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