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A DOITER is a person who doits. They tend to Doit often, and, when they do, they doit to an insurmountable extent.
Micah is a DOITER, so he doits no matter where he goes.
Doiter by b222 November 30, 2019
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doiter • doitering • dooters • doster • dontera • Deiter • doiders • dotter • Docter • diter
the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
“he has a driterz in the toilet”
Driterz by driterz December 31, 2021
Guy: you ugly as hell

Donterio Hundon: Ey You don't know who i am boi?

Guy: Hell no

Donterio Hundon: Well you finna found out ya barbecue boi yo hair look like a shaved down Swiffer Duster lil uglyass boi
Donterio by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2020
Doider, (dōy-dur), noun

stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.

a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.

Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")

in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
A large doider shocks John and Brian:

John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"

Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:

Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.

Doider can also be used as an adjective:

Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."

and as a verb:

Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"

James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."
Doider by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009

Be a docter 

You get a B, you are disgrace, how you going be a docter
Be a docter by Lil petite September 4, 2019
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