spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

spanky

When you just want to slap a girls ass because it appears so perfect.

That girl has a spanky ass.

by Noah Webster January 27, 2005

spanky

A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...

It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )

by Mamma Kat November 21, 2010

spanky

hunky dory. Feelin fine. Happy as a clam.

Me and my monkey are feeling mighty spanky today.

by Harmony November 21, 2004

spanky

(adjective) : A descriptive adjective that shows the noun in a positive fashion.

"Wow, Dad, those pants are spanky."—Edna-Jean, September 3, 2008

by Edna-Jean October 18, 2008

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

spanky

Author of the world famous Spanky Rolodex, cataloguer of beautiful adult images

That Spanky, he sure do know his porn.

by Le Broyeur August 28, 2006