Dolist

Someone who lives a significant part of his or her life on the dole.

Some fucking dolist scumbag broke into my car and stole my toll change

by Tevia July 30, 2009

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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

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Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"

by fontpush June 15, 2009

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honey do list

A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.

Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.

by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005

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dyliston

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.

1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!

by willan February 27, 2011

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