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spanky dolittle
spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007
dlisted
Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.
honey do list
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
honey do list by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005
dyliston
an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.
ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.
individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.
and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.
individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.
and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
Jeet Kune Doist
Jeet Kune Doist by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009
doisted
I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.
I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.
I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.
I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
doisted by tralfazdog October 25, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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