Dolist

Someone who lives a significant part of his or her life on the dole.

Some fucking dolist scumbag broke into my car and stole my toll change

Dolist by Tevia July 30, 2009

spanky dolittle 

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007

dlisted

Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"

dlisted by fontpush June 15, 2009

honey do list

A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.

Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.

honey do list by Paul Sisler June 7, 2005

dyliston 

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.

1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!

dyliston by willan February 27, 2011

Jeet Kune Doist 

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

Jeet Kune Doist by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

doisted 

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

doisted by tralfazdog October 25, 2009