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Dalisto your the man
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Dalston diamonds

Broken glass in the street, usually from broken car windows as a result of theft.

Dalston is an area of Hackney, East London.
The street was shining with Dalston diamonds.
by Gladhips December 26, 2008
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dyliston

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
by willan February 27, 2011
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Dalston claws

Excessively long fake nails, typically worn by women of African origin and often seen in parts of North and East London in the vicinity of Dalston.
"Crikey, look at the Dalston Claws on that"
by Bibliotech April 28, 2008
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Dalston Junction

A term used when a drunk person knocks over a glass and awkward silence ensues.
"Whoa, the girl at that table just did a Dalston Junction!"
by SBFSS January 29, 2014
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Dalitso

Dalitso is a beautiful girl and she is a special girl. She is unique and you’ll never find anyone as sweet and beautiful as her.
Girl: Did you hear that dalitso is in a relationship??✨
Boy:I’m not surprised, she’s a beautiful and sexy girl. Who wouldn’t want her 😻
by Couple stalkers 😻👀 November 3, 2018
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Dalston

The best place in the north of England, many famous people hail from there. Men known to come from Dalston gets from 10 - 50 females per hour. Bouncing round Dalston you will discover there is little to do but you will have a good time anyway.
Attractive Female #1: "that guys fit he must be from Dalston!"
Attractive Female #2: "where else could someone that fit be from?!"
by Thatmysteriousguyoverthere November 16, 2011
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