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Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"
dlisted by fontpush June 15, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured
I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
doisted by tralfazdog October 25, 2009
When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.
Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it
Dlited by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

dlissedney 

dlissedney is the prettiest girl in this whole world, she is also really funny and kind.
damn dlissedney/dliss is so cute
dlissedney by yuukuei November 26, 2021
deleted + listed = delisted

When something that was once publically listed in some form as currently active and available (such as a site URL) but no longer given in the same current public list today but still remains currently active and available as it was originally created. For it is now excluded from the current list and censored for whatever reason.

Applying this true formed definition forward also includes anything that is newly created which was never before listed but is excluded from listing under the same censored (consideration) policy.

True English forms: de-list de-listed
In Late 2001, Yahoo Groups decided to delist several adult oriented e-mail subscription groups for which they remain delisted today.

Even if adult oriented materials are flagged and desired, these current active Yahoo groups are not provided in search results of the available Yahoo groups search -- when they used to be and now are delisted.

Several "user supported" off-site listings of these active Yahoo groups with the correct URLs for the group home page and subscription email addresses of course followed.

History: "Yahoo Groups" took over "egroups" which took over "onelist".

No longer single listed, huh? It now has delisted groups from once was the onelist concept.

Delisting does not only apply to Yahoo Groups specifically...
delisted by In The Mindway May 19, 2005
to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded
Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !
Disted by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009

DISTED College 

Quality education accompanied with Fun and Vibrant activities
Think of education and fun, DISTED College is the place to be.
DISTED College by DC Penang November 24, 2021
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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