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Best website EVER. Celebrity gossip but more on the general publics side, with the "why do I give a eff about these people" attitude. Makes fun of everyone. Dripping with sarcasm, and not kissing celebrity ass. One of the very few websites that will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Person 1: "Where can I read celebrity gossip without having to deal an annoying website like perezhilton.com?"

Person 2: "Why, go to www.dlisted.com, of course!"
dlisted by fontpush June 15, 2009
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when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured
I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.
doisted by tralfazdog October 25, 2009
When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.
Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it
Dlited by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

dlissedney 

dlissedney is the prettiest girl in this whole world, she is also really funny and kind.
damn dlissedney/dliss is so cute
dlissedney by yuukuei November 26, 2021
deleted + listed = delisted

When something that was once publically listed in some form as currently active and available (such as a site URL) but no longer given in the same current public list today but still remains currently active and available as it was originally created. For it is now excluded from the current list and censored for whatever reason.

Applying this true formed definition forward also includes anything that is newly created which was never before listed but is excluded from listing under the same censored (consideration) policy.

True English forms: de-list de-listed
In Late 2001, Yahoo Groups decided to delist several adult oriented e-mail subscription groups for which they remain delisted today.

Even if adult oriented materials are flagged and desired, these current active Yahoo groups are not provided in search results of the available Yahoo groups search -- when they used to be and now are delisted.

Several "user supported" off-site listings of these active Yahoo groups with the correct URLs for the group home page and subscription email addresses of course followed.

History: "Yahoo Groups" took over "egroups" which took over "onelist".

No longer single listed, huh? It now has delisted groups from once was the onelist concept.

Delisting does not only apply to Yahoo Groups specifically...
delisted by In The Mindway May 19, 2005
to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded
Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !
Disted by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009

DISTED College 

Quality education accompanied with Fun and Vibrant activities
Think of education and fun, DISTED College is the place to be.
DISTED College by DC Penang November 24, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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