dlist 

A social networking site tailored to males making non-standard lifestyle choices, particularly in the area of selecting partners. The site is most accurately described as "MySpace for queers", but is much less cluttered.

Dude, I was like on DList yesterday and you were like a featured member! It so has to be because of those nude pics you uploaded.

dlist by Adam and Stevie November 16, 2007

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Distin 

A Ghanaian term used to represent a word or phrase when one doesn't readily come to mind.

Your honour, this man stole my client's distin.

Distin by Snowby August 23, 2017

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't by Aidag June 1, 2018

Distance Dime 

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.

-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.

Distance Dime by stheballer October 22, 2015