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the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

dogistics by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

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logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

logistics by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 8, 2004

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Logistics

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.

We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.

Logistics by cinf December 26, 2020

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Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015

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dogstick

A term showing fondness for a dog, used similarly with cats catstick or other animals, typically those that are domesticated pets but not necessarily

What a sweet little dogstick!

dogstick by Evanevanevan July 9, 2006

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logistics

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

logistics by philip June 9, 2004

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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