dogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

by JoeMammy1 September 29, 2010

Dogist

One who does not like a particular breed of dog

"i don't like chihuahuas. they are soo loud and i can't stand them"

"Ooo you are such a dogist."

by LuckyRomeo August 19, 2009

Dogist

An individual that defends dogs

Like a feminist defends females.

Dogist: Don’t shame the dog for licking her vagina

Person: I wasn’t aware you were a dogist

by Uumer January 29, 2021

dogist

racist but like with dogs

He is dogist.

by 123123213wdds August 20, 2023