dogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

dogistics by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

logistics 

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

logistics by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

Logistics 

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.

We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.

Logistics by cinf December 26, 2020

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

Perennial Boner Logistics by psylence July 11, 2015

dogstick

A term showing fondness for a dog, used similarly with cats catstick or other animals, typically those that are domesticated pets but not necessarily

What a sweet little dogstick!

dogstick by Evanevanevan July 9, 2006

logistics 

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

logistics by philip June 9, 2004