Djoker

A nickname for Serbian athlete Novak Djokovic, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time.

The Djoker has won a record 20 men's singles grand slam titles (and counting!). He is the only player in the Open Era to achieve a double career Grand Slam, as well as the only player to complete the career Golden Masters, which he has done twice. The Serb has also spent the most weeks as the world No. 1 and has a positive head to head record against tennis legends Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. He is truly the GOAT!

by a-tennis-fan July 13, 2021

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

djouer

djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.

It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"

It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"

Two men are in the mall, walking. An average-looking woman walks past.

Friend 1 looks to Friend 2, and asks:
"Djouer?"

"You know it homie!" Friend 2 responds.

by Erikmg March 20, 2008

Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.

"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."

by E-Donk November 17, 2009

dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

by nate August 27, 2003

Droker

A person who only smokes when they drink. Usually socially.

Brian: "Dude! Since when does Jennifer smoke?"

Chris: "Nah. She doesn't. She's just a droker."

by zmoney81 December 28, 2008

hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014