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Honker Donker 

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)
"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.
Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022
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Donkerman 

A tanned Spanish looking guitarist.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.

Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.
Meent: Woaah look at that guy with all the chicks and the black ripcurl plakkies.
Attie: I wish I was as cool as him.

PF: Ahh, stop peeing on me! I’m not a donkerman.
Donkerman by P0kol0kO July 30, 2020

peenie donker 

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
peenie donker by Petrosian August 9, 2019

horp a donker 

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.
I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.
horp a donker by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

Flicky flicky Willy Donker

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.

Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*