djonker

siminlar to 'donkey,' this term defines anyone who is a truely terrible poker player

after watching someone lose all their chips "Hey, nice call djonker."

by DeBryant Douglass February 27, 2007

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Honker Donker

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

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djonker • Donker • donkerdoodle • donker flopper • Donkerman • donkeroo • donkerrhea • Donkery • Dronkert • Djoker

A tanned Spanish looking guitarist.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.

Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.

Meent: Woaah look at that guy with all the chicks and the black ripcurl plakkies.
Attie: I wish I was as cool as him.

PF: Ahh, stop peeing on me! I’m not a donkerman.

by P0kol0kO July 30, 2020

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peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

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