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djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.

It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"

It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"
Two men are in the mall, walking. An average-looking woman walks past.

Friend 1 looks to Friend 2, and asks:
"Djouer?"

"You know it homie!" Friend 2 responds.
djouer by Erikmg March 20, 2008
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The most badass and intelligent girl you will ever see. Some obstacles cause her to fall sometimes but even Godzilla will never be able to prevent her from getting up. You can use Djouher as a word to describe the whole amount of empathy and kindness that exists in our universe.
"- Look at her, she's saving a lonely kitty in the street!
- Damn! She's such a Djouher"

"I really understand and feel the shit you're going through, I'm always here for you. Trust me, I'm a Djouher."
Djouher by awen111 November 17, 2021
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djouer • djoser • Djoker • Djouher • djour • Djournie
A nickname for Serbian athlete Novak Djokovic, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time.
The Djoker has won a record 20 men's singles grand slam titles (and counting!). He is the only player in the Open Era to achieve a double career Grand Slam, as well as the only player to complete the career Golden Masters, which he has done twice. The Serb has also spent the most weeks as the world No. 1 and has a positive head to head record against tennis legends Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. He is truly the GOAT!
Djoker by a-tennis-fan July 13, 2021
The sexiest best dressing smartest girl you ever meet and u can be very funny and Interjected at times
Omg Djour is soo hot
djour by Bendoverthefourth November 21, 2021

Djournie 

Djournie is a name I'm pretty sure not a lot of people have, but I think Djournie's have a hard time talking about their problems in real life then online, it is hard for them to speak their mind since they are so kind and don't like hurting people's feelings, they are thoughtful but sometimes speak to much where they don't know when to stop, they sometimes hate their apprence but other times they don't, they try hard to fit in every group they are in, and they hang out with the first friend they made from either school or work, they love their family more than the world and they can easily pull a person and fall in love easily, They even like a person who is sometimes mean, bad things about them is that if you separate for a long time they might not remember but if you tell them you're name and when you guys were together they will continue on like no separation happened, . Djournie is a hard person to understand since they don't know what to do, they break down whenever and randomly so if you're friends with a Djournie, be happy they are loyal and know when a person is bad and will do whatever they can for you.
Djournie is going on a road trip
the most amazing boyfriend known to man kind<3
“i love djoser so much”
djoser by 01iv3rii July 20, 2023
some kid named joe in the Goof Kingdom thats Just Here for Good Vibes, goes by Djoser, is kinda dumb, and likes men
yo did you hear about Djoser from the Goof Kingdom? Erc Nerc Birdseed just BANNED HIM!!!!
Djoser by ErcNercBirdseed April 19, 2025
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