nate's definitions

dooker

poop or the action of taking a poop

i have to take a dooker

by nate August 27, 2003

technosexual

A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.

Man: Are those moon pants, cause that ass is out of this world baby!
Woman uses her mace on Man.
Man: You technosexual bitch, my eyes!

by Nate July 7, 2004

Snoose Juice

This is an eerily sticky liquid secreted from the humans anus wall when it is stretched beyond repair. This is done by a foreign object being inserted into the orphice in question, or an abnormally large fecal impaction being pushed forcefully out. When the poop shoots inner sanctum is reamed with such verocity that the skin rips and must repair itself before fecal matter seeps into the cut and infects the victim, this fuid is secreted. It then flows into the rip before poopy nasty does and heals the walls almost instantly.

I thought to myself, why does robertos room smell like snoose juice?

by nate February 19, 2005

disco 2000

Weekly wednesday night party at the notorious limelight club in NYC that peaked in the mid '90s. The club was eventually shut down amid drug-dealing scandal involving "house dealers" who sold and worked for the club. The individual who started the party, michael alig is currently in jail for murder of another Disco 2000 regular. This party has inspired several books and movies.

Nothing compares to Disco 2000, but those days are gone.

by nate March 18, 2005

street cred

the bullshit credibility a celevrity gets when he does something fucked up

Kobe Bryant has street cred now because he's accused of rape.

by Nate July 25, 2003

n3

When posting an entry in a graphics compatition. n3 is short for entry.

here is my n3:
<image posted here>

by nate October 18, 2004

Rust

The skins on the outside of peanuts (not the shell, the skin) can be used when no weed is readily available, gives a small relaxing buzz, espically when dried out

Dude You Wanna Go Somke Some Rust

by nate October 15, 2003