Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.

"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."

by E-Donk November 17, 2009

Doker

a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.

"of course the broad was hot! i had to slap her the doker twice last night!

by deuce October 3, 2003

Doker

DOH! Ker

Homer DOH! ker

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Doker

A phallic dildo, carved of wood.

“That bitch’s ratty old doker be given her pussy splinters.”
“She got a dildo like George Washington got teeth. That doker be smooth as glass and dank as fuck.”

by Massions February 12, 2021

muther doker

Any teenage boys way of getting around calling someone a "mother fk'er around adults.

Put the muther doker down.

You're a muther doker.

by DUDE DOWDY January 22, 2011

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011