A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.
"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."
by E-Donk November 18, 2009
a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.
by deuce October 3, 2003
by DUDE DOWDY January 22, 2011
intodice me as doker🧑🏼 🦰🤡, 🥶💧🧞 ♂️🧊💎🧀🥖🤑💰
by dokerdorangesavage87 February 17, 2021
“That bitch’s ratty old doker be given her pussy splinters.”
“She got a dildo like George Washington got teeth. That doker be smooth as glass and dank as fuck.”
“She got a dildo like George Washington got teeth. That doker be smooth as glass and dank as fuck.”
by Massions February 12, 2021