Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?
JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!
Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?
JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?
JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?
BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.