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Droker
1. a drunk smoker
2. when you only want a cigarette when your drunk and have to have one to enhance your buzz.
2. when you only want a cigarette when your drunk and have to have one to enhance your buzz.
"I was such a droker last night"
Droker by Barbie Stone February 25, 2009
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COMANCHE: Hey, Golden, why don't you ever pick up chicks from the bars?
GOLDEN: Cuz they're all drokers, and I am a non-droker.
GOLDEN: Cuz they're all drokers, and I am a non-droker.
droker by Dancy Nancy March 22, 2009
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non-droker by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
droner
a droner is usually used to describe an incessant fan of the indie rock cult band "drona".
this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com
this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com
Layperson: Why is everyone wearing those blue and pink shirts? Where did they come from? What in the world is "when i rest for a moment"???? Is that a euphemism?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!
Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...
Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!
Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...
droner by channel 666 music scene report May 24, 2022
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