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Urban Dictionary Gay Directory 

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.
The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

directurd 

A girl who so obsessed with One Direction that it borders on insanity.
Signs of being a Directurd include but are not limited to

-Telling haters to kill themselves
-masturbating to One Direction posters on their walls
-writing fanfiction about having sexual intercourse with the boys from One Direction
-hating on other bands and artists
-not being able to handle criticism towards One Direction
-threatening to kill haters
-knowing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about One Direction

The list goes on.
Directurds are among the most horrid human beings known to mankind.

Social Directumator 

One who sticks their nose up everyones' ass and calls themselves social co-ordinator.
The mayor is playing the role of social directumator tonite , he knows everything about everyone.

spank bank directory 

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

directumory

List of names and phone numbers from which one makes booty calls. In higher circles this list is probably considered one's "little black book". Listing may be of heterosexual or homosexual potential partners but the term intones potential for anal sex.
Nadia broke up with me so tonight I guess I will start dialing for dollars from my directumory.
directumory by izzyd September 21, 2007

directly 

Shortly, pretty soon, before long. Usually used when directness is NOT descriptive.
Just wait there. I gotta go run by the store and the post office; I'll be there directly.
directly by Texian May 4, 2010