Definitions by UTCJAM
bird
A manipulation by a penis puppeteer of the cock and balls made by wrapping the hand behind the base of them both, forcing them to stand out together like a bird puffing out its chest.
penis puppeteer
One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.
penis puppeteer by UTCJAM November 16, 2006
Hot Cakes
Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.